FIVES.
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5L cold brew concentrate. Ships ambient. Arrives boring.

Buy one.
Get one.
That is the whole offer.

*It really is. And for the first 100 venues, it never stops.

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FIVES 5 litre box next to its spec-sheet label, on navy

The maths.

Two boxes, ten litres, one payment. Which does something unusual to your cost per serve.

Two FIVES boxes side by side on an off-white background
*The one on the right is the free one. They are identical. We know.
Do the maths yourself

Your overnight batch has three moods.
Tuesday. Friday. Bin.

Eighteen hours steeping. Half a fridge shelf. A jug that tastes different by the end of the week, and a barista who gets blamed for it.

FIVES is the batch already done, at a strength you dilute to taste. Every serve tastes like the first one. Friday tastes like Tuesday. The bin gets a rest.

*Nobody cares about the box. They care that the cold brew is good again.

Hot coffee over ice
is not cold coffee.

*It is warm coffee with a problem.

  1. The shot melts the ice.
  2. The ice waters the shot.
  3. Sour by the second sip. Cloudy by the third.

FIVES was brewed cold. So it stays what it is.

FIVES pack face: navy box with the spec-sheet label

The label.

It is a spec sheet. Origin, process, grade, roast, the serve ratio, the storage. Everything a barista would ask, printed, so they don't have to.

Origin
Brazil. Mantiqueira de Minas. Single origin. No 01.
Serve
3 to 1. 50ml is a double. 100 doubles a box.
Storage
Ambient. No fridge. Stabilised with Nagardo.
Brewed
Cold, in the Netherlands. Boxed. Sent.

*The note is real. It is taped to every box.

See the label at full size
A FIVES box on the right of a wide flat blue field

Contains
actual
coffee.

*And nothing you would need to explain to a customer.

The posters.

Eleven of them. Same box, same colour, same opinion. Ask and we will send you one for the wall.

What is in it.

Coffee
100% Arabica. Brazil. Fairtrade. Brewed cold. Concentrated.
Origin
Mantiqueira de Minas, Carmo de Minas. Chocolate and nut, very little acid. Cold brew was made for it.
Process
Natural, clean. Body and sweetness, no funk. Cold brew concentrates everything, so we keep it that way.
Grade
SCA 82. Specialty. Higher scores buy notes that disappear into milk. We didn't pay for those.
Roast
Full medium. Rested 5 to 7 days, brewed within 21. Not sour, not ashy.
Taste
Chocolate, caramel, nut. Black, milk, hot or tonic. One box, every serve.
Format
5 litre bag-in-box with a tap. 100 doubles at 3 to 1. Sits on a shelf. Pours flat.
Storage
Ambient. Stabilised with Nagardo, so no fridge, no spoilage panic.
Cost per serve
€0.70 per 50ml double. €0.35 while your free box lasts.
Delivery
Berlin and Amsterdam. Ordered online. Arrives in a box, obviously.
A FIVES box with a blank note taped to the front

Coffee shop menu.
In a box.

*Four drinks. One tap. Zero steeping.

Sixteen serves. Every one is a 50ml double from the tap, at 3 to 1. A box is 100 of them.

  1. 01

    Black, over ice.

    Charge €3.80
    1. IceFill a 12oz glass.
    2. FIVES50ml from the tap.
    3. Water150ml cold, still.
    4. StirOnce.

    *Thirty seconds. No machine involved.

  2. 02

    Iced latte.

    Charge €4.20
    1. IceFill a 12oz glass.
    2. Milk150ml whole milk.
    3. FIVES50ml from the tap.
    4. StirOnce.

    *The one everyone orders. Now thirty seconds.

  3. 03

    Iced flat white.

    Charge €4.20
    1. IceFill an 8oz glass.
    2. Milk100ml whole milk.
    3. FIVES50ml from the tap.
    4. StirOnce.

    *Smaller than a latte. Stronger than a latte. Priced like a latte.

  4. 04

    Iced oat latte.

    Charge €4.50
    1. IceFill a 12oz glass.
    2. Oat150ml, from the carton.
    3. FIVES50ml, floated over a spoon.
    4. ServeDon't stir. Let them.

    *No steaming. No shot. No queue at the machine.

  5. 05

    Shaken espresso.

    Charge €4.90
    1. ShakerFill with ice.
    2. FIVES50ml.
    3. Syrup10ml brown sugar.
    4. ShakeHard, eight seconds. Pour, ice and all.
    5. Oat100ml on top.

    *Nothing to cool down. Shake it because it looks good.

  6. 06

    Cold foam cold brew.

    Charge €4.50
    1. IceFill a 12oz glass.
    2. FIVES50ml from the tap.
    3. Water130ml cold, still.
    4. Foam40ml milk, frothed cold. 10ml vanilla if the room is sweet.

    *The foam is the whole reason people film it.

  7. 07

    Tonic.

    Charge €5.00
    1. IceFill a highball.
    2. FIVES50ml from the tap.
    3. Tonic150ml, down the side.
    4. OrangeOne strip of peel, twisted.

    *The one people photograph.

  8. 08

    Iced mocha.

    Charge €4.80
    1. Sauce20ml chocolate, in the glass first.
    2. FIVES50ml. Stir into the sauce.
    3. IceFill the glass.
    4. Milk130ml. Stir.

    *Hot chocolate for people who have somewhere to be.

  9. 09

    Iced vanilla latte.

    Charge €4.80
    1. Syrup15ml vanilla. Caramel or cherry if you must.
    2. IceFill a 12oz glass.
    3. Milk135ml.
    4. FIVES50ml. Stir.

    *Cherry is this year. We are told.

  10. 010

    Spanish latte.

    Charge €5.20
    1. Condensed30ml condensed milk, in first.
    2. IceFill a 12oz glass.
    3. Milk100ml.
    4. FIVES50ml, poured last so it sits on top.

    *Dessert. Sold as coffee. Mostly margin.

  11. 011

    Iced caramel macchiato.

    Charge €5.20
    1. Syrup15ml vanilla.
    2. IceFill a 12oz glass.
    3. Milk100ml.
    4. FIVES50ml, poured on top. Don't stir.
    5. DrizzleCaramel, crosshatch.

    *The gateway drink. Be kind.

  12. 012

    Dirty iced chai.

    Charge €5.00
    1. IceFill a 12oz glass.
    2. Chai150ml chai latte, oat.
    3. FIVES50ml, on top.
    4. CinnamonOne stick. Optional. Fine.

    *Chai, with a job.

  13. 013

    Frappé.

    Charge €5.50
    1. Blender150g ice.
    2. FIVES50ml.
    3. Milk100ml.
    4. Syrup15ml vanilla.
    5. BlendUntil it stops sounding angry.

    *Summer, in a cup, in November if they want.

  14. 014

    Affogato.

    Charge €5.50
    1. GlassOne scoop vanilla ice cream.
    2. FIVES25ml, straight from the tap. No water.
    3. ServeImmediately. It is melting.

    *Dessert and coffee. One item on the bill.

  15. 015

    Espresso martini, minus the espresso.

    Charge €11.00
    1. ShakerFill with ice.
    2. FIVES50ml, straight. No water.
    3. Vodka40ml.
    4. Liqueur15ml coffee liqueur.
    5. ShakeHard, ten seconds. Double strain into a chilled coupe. Three beans.

    *Cold from the start, so the foam holds.

  16. 016

    Hugo Black.

    Charge €9.50
    1. GlassWine glass, full of ice.
    2. FIVES50ml, straight.
    3. Elderflower20ml cordial.
    4. Prosecco100ml.
    5. SodaTop with 50ml. Mint sprig.

    *A spritz that has been to work.

The whole menu. One box. For life, if you are quick.

Buy a box. Get a box.

How it works.

  1. 01

    Order a box.

    Fill in the form at the bottom and pay for one box. It is short. We kept it short on purpose.

  2. 02

    We send two.

    You pay for one. The second is free. Both arrive ambient, so nobody has to clear the fridge.

  3. 03

    Tap. Pour. Repeat.

    Dilute, serve, charge what cold brew is worth. Reorder when the shelf looks empty.

Questions people ask.

Is the second box really free?
Yes. We checked twice.
What is the catch?
You have to like coffee. That is the entire catch.
Does it need a fridge?
No. It is ambient stabilised. Put it on a shelf. Glance at it occasionally.
How long does a box last?
Longer than your last overnight batch. Considerably.
What is in it?
Coffee. 100% Arabica from Mantiqueira de Minas, Brazil. Natural process, Fairtrade, brewed cold, concentrated, boxed. Water is up to you.
Where do you deliver?
Berlin and Amsterdam, to your door. Elsewhere, tell us and we will see what we can do.

First 100.
For life.

The first 100 venues to order become FIVES partners. Every order after that, for as long as you pour it, is buy one, get one.

*Venue 101 gets the launch offer once. Venue 100 gets it forever. We would hurry.

—of 100 partner places leftPartners get buy one, get one. For life. Not for launch. For life.

*Pay on order. No account, no terms, no chasing. We do not do credit. We do a free box.